Oh you're the photographer....

This is for all those people - yes ALL those people who insist on telling me at every wedding I ever photograph...what camera I should have, how they can turn their own camera on, what camera bag I need to buy, where I should stand to take the next photo, how I can just photoshop that toilet behind them out and how their cousin is some fantastic photographer...there's heaps more little gems I could share with you, but I just can't afford to start being too bitter and twisted about it  :)